3:58PM Our MiFi is holding up fine, thanks for asking. We've also got a half dozen redundancy plans as well, including sending Myriam Joire out with handwritten missives, but let's hope we won't have to resort to them.
3:56PM The WiFi at this event is completely dead, by the way. As it has been at every event this year.
3:54PM Scratch that, the music just turned extremely lounge-y. And not even a classy hotel, more like a two-star hovel on the side streets of London. Can you tell we're bored yet?
3:51PM Now they're bringing flutes into it, Microsoft sure is setting a classical stage for itself. Think there'll be any news worthy of such a setup?
3:47PM Three screens behind a vast stage and soothing violin music. We're ready... to be rocked?
Woo! Developers! Yeah! Synergy! Steve Ballmer is sure to bring his characteristic enthusiasm to another MWC keynote, though this one should be quite a bit different from the same presentation this time last year. Microsoft is no longer just talking about Windows Phone 7, it's shipping it all around the world, and now it has a major new partner in the form of the world's foremost smartphone seller, Nokia. Stephen Elop might still be around central Barcelona and drop by for a chat, but we suspect Microsoft will have some more goodies up its sleeve. Join us after the break as we liveblog every second of it.